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IvyGate | by Brice Reynolds | Tue, Oct 27
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THIS HAPPENED TWO MONTHS AGO. Not only did Harvard instruct the victims to keep the incident a secret, but both the Boston Police and Harvard Police are apparently holding off on investigating it until now.
The obvious Yale parallel after the jump.
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